UNlucky

I'm probably the most unlucky person on this planet as far as 1st world countries go. Why you may ask? Because...

1. In 5th grade when we were doing European country reports (these were HUGE. Lotso work.) I got Albania because I got pulled last out of the jar of sticks.
2. Almost every single sports team I've been on, has lost every single game. (2nd grade soccer, churchball, 9th grade soccer [both teams])
3. I am the only person probably known on this planet to trip over a bookshelf, hit her head, and most likely break three of toes all at the same time.
4. I did not get into the Scera Summer Outdoor swim team, so I have join the reject list in indoor swim team. Pssssh.
5. I haven't made it into a play since 4th grade.
6. When the day came for me to get my braces off, the orthodontist told me I had to wait six more months.

How did this all come to pass? I'm blaming it on the time me and Emma decided to walk under a ladder 13 times when we were in The Music Man at the Scera.
Despite all this bad luckiness I've been contemplating lately, I think I've been winning with what I got lately.
Reasons for winning:

1. I have majorly awesome friends.
2. I'm good at math!
3. I'm not easily grossed out (I was most definitely not as grossed out as the guy who was my partner for dissecting worms today)
4. I go to Disneyland every year!
5. I'm out of reasons.

But there are more posts to come! I CANNOT WAIT FOR SUMMER.